March 17th is St. Patrick’s Day, which commemorates Saint Patrick and the beginning of Christianity in Ireland. It is also the celebration of Irish heritage. If you celebrate St. Patrick’s day, you must be wearing green not to get pinched by a leprechaun on this day! Here’s some fun jokes and riddles to enjoy St. Patrick’s Day. Think of an answer for each.
1. How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It might be they are ________________ with envy.
2. Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills
to coins?
3. Why did the leprechaun turn down a
bowl of soup? It is because he already had a pot of _____________!
4. Why do leprechauns hate running? It is
because they’d rather jig than ___________!
5. Why are so many leprechauns florists? It
is because they have green ________________!
6. Why do leprechauns recycle? It is
because they like to go _________________!
7. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
8. What happens if you cross poison ivy
with a four-leaf clover? Well, you might get a ____________of good luck!
9. A leprechaun who gets sent to jail is
a lepre-_____________!
10. How
are good friends like four-leaf clovers?
(*source
from imom.com)
Answer Keys
1. green
2. Because they are green
3. gold
4. jog
5. thumbs
6. green
7. Lucky Charm
8. rash
9. con
10. Both
good friends and four-leaf clovers are hard to find.
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