Monday, August 30, 2021

Time to Laugh!

Why don’t we savor some fun, silly jokes for a sec?

(*source from Reader’s Digest, 2021)

 

“Rock on!”

Q: What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

A: A jam session

 

 

 

“An Unbalanced Bike”

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?

A: Because they are two-tired.

 

 

 

“Education Got You Down?”

Q: Why was the Math book sad?

A: Because it has too many problems.

 


 

 

“Soda to the Head”

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

 

 

“Cold Dog”

Q: What do you call a cold dog?

A: A chilli dog.

 

 

 

“Confused Dolphine”

Q: What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

A: Can you please be more Pacific?

 

 

 

“Not Your Cheese”

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho Cheese

 

 


 

 

“Funny Fowl”

My duck that loves making jokes. He’s a real wise-quacker!

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