Do you enjoy some silly, Dad jokes? Or you never laugh because you don’t easily get the punchlines that go over your head or the jokester happens to butcher a corny joke in English? Hope you get the hidden meanings of idioms used in the jokes and enjoy them for your relaxing weekend.
“Why was the math book sad?
Because it has too many problems.”
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.”
“Why was the calendar nervous?
Because their days are numbered.”
“Why do cows wear bells?
Because they horns don’t work.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.”
“Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.”
“Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crum(b)y.”
“What did the grape say when someone stepped on
it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine (whine).”
“What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.”
So, are you rolling your eyes now or laughing
out loud? Hope you enjoyed them even for a minute!
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