The 12 Days of Christmas Ode to All the Cooks at Home in 2020
by Jean
Lee
On
the 1st day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A
spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two
tons of flour, and a spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three
dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 4th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four
tubs of curds, three dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a spare fridge instead
of a tree
On
the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five
muffin rings, four tubs of curds, three dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a
spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 6th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six cheese
I’m saving, five muffin rings, four tubs of curds, three dozen eggs, two tons
of flour, and a spare fridge instead of a tree.
On
the 7th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven
naans a burning, six cheese I’m saving, five muffin rings, four tubs of curds,
three dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 8th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight
drinks for sipping, seven naans a burning, six cheese I’m saving, five muffin
rings, four tubs of curds, three dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a spare
fridge instead of a tree
On
the 9th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine
licorice for licking, eight drinks for sipping, seven naans a burning, six
cheese I’m saving, five muffin rings, four tubs of curds, three dozen eggs, two
tons of flour, and a spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten
gourds of pumpkins, nine licorice for licking, eight drinks for sipping, seven
naans a burning, six cheese I’m saving, five muffin rings, four tubs of curds,
three dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a spare fridge instead of a tree
On
the 11th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven
griddles for frying, ten gourds of pumpkins, nine licorice for licking, eight
drinks for sipping, seven naans a burning, six cheese I’m saving, five muffin
rings, four tubs of curds, three dozen eggs, two tons of flour, and a spare
fridge instead of a tree
On
the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Real funny
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