Are you suffering from Monday blues or cabin fever these days? Welp, everyone in this world has been badly affected by this damn pandemic. Let us just stop and have a moment for a good laugh. This week, I am sharing some fun jokes/ riddles so we can chilaaaaaax for a minute or two in a loooooooong day.
(source from www.beano.com)
1.
Q: What’s a waste of energy?
A: Telling a hair-raising story to a
__________ man.
2.
Q: What’s round and dangerous?
A: It’s a _____________ circle.
3.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A: A ___________ from the ____________.
4.
Q: What’s the difference between a
well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
A: ________________
5.
Q: Why did the newspaper talk to the ice
cream?
A: Because it was looking for the __________
!
6.
Q: How do you get into a mushroom?
A: Ring the ________________.
7. Q: What do bus drivers put on their morning
toast?
A: ____________ jam
8.
Q: What do you call someone who can eat candy
corn with both hands?
A: _______________
9.
Q: What do you call a fake pizza?
A: a pepper_______ pizza
10. Q: How do
pastry chefs get old?
A: Time _______________ up on them.
Answer Keys
1. bald
2. vicious
3. blast,
past
4. attire
5. scoop
6. porta-bell-a
7. traffic
8. ambidextrose
9. phony
10. crêpes
(picture source: http://itsfunny.org/funny-jokes-cartoons/)
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