Tuesday, September 7, 2021

New Episode of Dr. Jedidiah's Diary #69. The Odd Couple, Phannschmidts

Dr. Jedidiah’s Diary

Dr. Jedidiah is a psychiatrist who loves traveling, meeting new people, and exploring different cultures. As a single father who lost his wife to drug overdose 10 years ago, he has not been his old perky self for the last decade. During those hard years, he has met hundreds of, thousands of people from various walks of life around all over the world. Meeting new people and listening to their stories outside his office have given him different feelings from the ones through the formal encounter groups or being truly honest with himself. Here is Dr. Jedidiah’s monologue that has left him with some food for thoughts in life…. or a fodder to justify his own mistakes in the past.

            

Episode #69. The Odd Couple, Phannschmidts

 

Thomas and Michelle Pfannschmidts were the oddest couple that I had ever met in the palliative care program where I used to work with their family doctor Joseph. They had been unhappily married for 30 something years, and ended up with this specialized care for each of their illness. Thomas was suffering from skin cancer, and his wife Michelle got ALS. Joseph said the couple would need some quiet time for conversations with me through my weekly therapy sessions at the nursing home.

 

 

The first session with the Thomas-Michelle couple is still so vivid in my memory. They were already in a small argument when I stepped into their room of the nursing care facility. They seemed to fight over the holiday gifts for their grand kids. Thomas was yelling at his wife “You always laugh at my own creations of genius crossword puzzles for kids!” Then Michelle shot back at him by saying “Alright, alright, you may be a passionate cruciverbalist, but our grandkids are not interested in those stupid gifts!” As I greeted to them with a big, awkward smile and said “Hello, you must be Mr. and Mrs. Pfannschmidts, right? I’m Dr. J, your weekly counseling doc.” Thomas looked up at me from his couch out of the corner of his eye and grumbled in a low voice. “You’re the shrink we’re scheduled to meet today? Why the hell do we need counseling? This woman and I are going separate ways in any time soon.”  Before I even pulled myself together, Michelle interrupted placidly and said “Shhh! Watch your language, Tom! Mind your manners, please! Stop taking your anger out on anybody you come across. Dr. J, sorry for his rudeness. Please have a seat.” The way Michelle talked and dealt with the embarrassing moment caused by her husband seemed so natural and smooth just as if she had been repetitively saying the same words memoriter in the similar situations for a long time.


 


Not a day of our therapy sessions had been suffused with a gratifying smile on any one of our faces. Regardless of the issues or topics for our weekly talks, there’d always been big or small bickering, excoriations, and crippling twits between the two. Thomas was kind of a straight shooter of a series of savage words when he talked with me, whereas Michelle always wished to play the role of a mediator that tried to establish rapprochement between me and her husband.

 

 

The two years with the Pfannschmidt couple flew so fast that I had not been able to keep track of how far along my sessions had been to improve their connubial relationship. On the outside, Thomas and Michelle always looked like a tin ear to each other’s intentions or heartfelt words. But over the years, it had dawned on me that Thomas and Michelle must have been the closest buddy to each other, knowing every nook and cranny inside of their mind. Even though they kept taking a dig at each other, they did not seem to become sulky or hurt for a long time. I got to realize Thomas and Michelle had acclimated themselves to the way their spouse behaved and lived. I was just no more than a third party or company meddling in their married life. The odd couple was a perfect match between a crossword puzzle enthusiast who would lucubrate all night long to make a nice gift for grandkids and a control freak with high expectations who keep dreaming of living in the world of prelapsarian innocence where no man swears.

 

 

 

On the last day of our sessions, I happened to get there a bit earlier than usual and saw Thomas gently patting on his wife’s twisted back and arms, whispering some words into her ear. It was the very first time that I saw smiles on both of their faces. I was the oddest of the odd among three of us who had been searching for a solution to the couple with no problems.

 

 

 

Expressions

 

1.   palliative care programs: Palliative care is an approach that improves the quality of life of patients and their families facing the problem associated with life-threatening illness, through the prevention and relief of suffering by means of early identification and impeccable assessment and treatment of pain and other problems, physical, psychosocial and spiritual. (*source: https://www.joejoebear.org/resources-and-education/palliative-care/pallative-care/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwm9yJBhDTARIsABKIcGZAN_JWLvtGEYg0jS0POKhufpBc832rvhIa1FFo_P7MTiJzl-HEz8QaAgFMEALw_wcB)

 

2.   ALS: ALS stands for Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, which is also called Lou Gehrig’s disease, after the famous Yankee player who was diagnosed with it. It is a fatal motor neuron disease that targets nerve cells in the spinal cord and brain and often begins with muscle twitching and/or weakness in a limb

 

3.   cruciverbalist:  a person who loves and is skillful in creating or solving crossword puzzles.

 

4.   to go separate ways: to end a relationship

 

5.   placidly: serenely free of interruption or disturbance

 

6.   memoriter: marked by emphasis on memorization

 

7.   to be suffused with something: to be overspread with…/ to be filled with

 

8.   gatifying: giving/causing satisfaction or pleasing

 

9.   excoriations: harshly scolding, criticizing, denouncing, or expressing intense disapproval of someone or something.

 

 

10.                 twit: an act of taunting, teasing, ridiculing

 

11.                 rapprochement: harmonious relations

 

12.                 connubial: of or relating to matrimonial/ marital/ nuptial

 

13.                 tin ear: a lack of ability to hear something (such as music or speech) in an accurate and sensitive way.

                             

14.                 It dawned on someone that….: I came to realize, learn,  or know that…

 

15.                  to take a dig at someone: to make a remark that is intended to criticize, embarrass, or make a joke about someone:

 

16.                 to acclimate oneself to…: to get used to…/ to become accustomed to

 

17.                 to lucubrate: to write or study, especially by night

 

18.                 prelapsarian: characteristic of the time before the Fall of Man; innocent and unspoiled


(*Picture Source: https://www.tcs.on.ca/2014-10-30/tcs-presents-odd-couple-november-19th-21st)

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