When was the last time you laughed your ass off or rolled on the floor laughing? Since this friggin’ virus named Covid-19 swept the whole world and trapped us all inside, there’s hardly been a day or two for us to feel completely relaxed and ready to welcome the moment of jollification. Pandemic is not over yet, so it might be too early to make jokes about quarantine, but let us just sit back for a second and laugh with these jokes.
Humor #1
“Do you know why COVID-19 won’t do any harm to Hollywood
actor Tom Hanks?
He has already survived a World War, being stranded on an
island, being stranded at an airport, a failed moon landing, an emergency
flight landing on the river and a ship hijacking.”
(*Source from Twitter user’s comment)
Humor #2
Mom: Going to a party? NO WAY! Just enjoy it as a zoomer!
Teenaged kid: Okay, okay, boomer!
(*Source from a conversation I heard from a friend)
Humor #3
“This is your pilot speaking.
I’m working from home today”.
Humor #4
“The greatest love
affair is between my hand and my face. They refuse to be apart. They long for
each other’s company, only happy when cradling each other.”
(*Source from the editor of Teenvogue Samhita
Mukhopadhyay)
Humor #5
Scenes from retail stores and grocery markets in the
first half year of pandemic era were like athletes training for Olympics trials:
They nervously wait in line. The moment the door opens,
they dash into the store for the right aisles at a speed of light. On their way
to the destination aisle, they do the obstacle course of parkour; swiftly running,
leaping, and jumping through other shoppers’ carts. They grab the 48 rolls of toilet
papers and sanitizing wipes and then throw them in their cart carried by their
family in a distance like a shot-put competitor. When having dibs on the very
last item with other shopper at the same time, the third shopper plays the role
of a referee before a terrible and desperate tug-of-war starts. In the dairy
section, the shopper in line who sees the final carton of milk or eggs taken
right before his or her turn become dejected and have to wait for another
chance in a day or two.
(*Source from my own experience 😉 )
Humor #6
A restaurant owner’s words:
“ If you would like to know how it feels to be in
hospitality during this Corona Virus Pandemic? Remember when the Titanic was sinking
and the band was still continuing to play? Well….we’re the band.”
Humor #7
“Well, sometimes I wonder if all this is happening
because I didn’t forward that chain letter on my email to 10 people.”
(*Source from an Instagram page of ‘Champagnetastehome’)
Humor #8
“I’m not buying the 2021 planner until I see the trailer.”
(*Source from ivf.ninja)
Humor #9
“Are you sure you can eat your friend’s birthday cake
after she has blown out the candles on it?”
Humor #10
“Until further notice, the days of the week are now
called ‘This day, That day, Other day, Some day, Yesterday, Today, and Nextday’ “
(*Source from Instagram posting of dubaiconfidential)
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