Sunday, July 26, 2020

Sunday Word Puzzle from NPR

Let us solve the NPR On-air challenge aired this weekend. It is created by Will Shortz. For each one of the following words, change one letter to two new letters to name a country. 

(https://www.npr.org/2020/07/26/895362935/puzzle-around-the-world-jumble)

 

Example. Belle --> Belize

 

1. Fence

2. Grace

3. Brawl

4. No Say

5. Polar

6. Debark

7. Malaria

8. Panda (three different answers)

 

Answer Keys

1. France

2. Greece

3. Brazil

4. Norway

5. Poland

6. Denmark

7. Malasia

8. Panama or Uganda or Rewanda


Monday, July 20, 2020

Are you scared yet?


What would help you get distracted from the bothering heat of a long hot Summer night? Here’s some horror stories that could lead you to another world that gives you a sudden chill or thrill. Ready to get spooked?




The 1st Story (only 2 sentences)

At a lunatic doctor’s lab:

I finally found my wife the kidney she needed.
It took forever to track down everyone she’d donated organs to after the crash.






The 2nd Story (Just like our current situation of being quarantined with cabin fever and losing track of time)

The plane ride that never ends

I’ve Been Flying for almost Thirty Hours and The Flight Attendants Won’t Stop Crying.
Thirty hours ago, I hopped on a late-night flight from New York heading to Los Angeles. After boarding I saw that I had an entire row to myself. Take off passed without incident, and soon I was stretched out for a nap across the row.
I slept for a few hours, I don’t know how long, but I woke up to some severe turbulence. It’s possible that the lights in the cabin went out for a moment, but I was so disoriented that it’s hard to say.
I checked my phone to see that it was 4:03 AM, which I figured gave me about an hour until we landed. When I looked out my window, I was shocked to see nothing but wide open ocean. My jaw dropped; there’s obviously no ocean between New York and Los Angeles. 

I hit the button to call the flight attendant and spent the next few minutes wracking my brain for a lake that could’ve been possibly been big enough to explain what I was seeing. I jumped when the attendant flipped off the light. She was grinning from ear to ear, and tears were pouring down her cheeks.

How can I help you sir?” she asked.
I froze for a moment at her reaction before deciding to just ask my question. “Where are we? Why does it look like we’re flying over an ocean?”

She wiped her cheeks to clear the tears, still grinning wildly. “Sir, we’ll be landing in about an hour.”
I, uh, OK, thank you,” I said.

After she left I checked the clock on my phone again. 4:03 AM blinked back at me. It hadn’t changed.

I had to have been waiting with my call light on for at least five minutes. How was it possible that it hadn’t changed at all? I opened up my laptop and saw it too displayed 4:03 AM. I pulled out my phone, started a stopwatch in the app, and spent the next two hours looking back and forth between the clocks, waiting for them to change.

They never did.
I tapped the shoulder of an older woman sitting in the row ahead of me. She looked back, an annoyed expression across her face. “Yes?” she asked.

Do you know how long until we land?” I asked.
She narrowed her eyes. “That flight attendant said it would be about another hour.”

I shook my head in confusion. “That flight attendant? We talked almost two hours ago! We should’ve landed already.”

She stared at me as if I was crazy. I was going to continue trying to convince her, but I felt a hand on my shoulder. I spun to see a male flight attendant grinning down at me, tears pinging off his cheeks onto my shoulder.
Sir, I’m going to ask you to calm down, or I’ll be calling the Captain.”
I told him that wouldn’t be necessary and sat back. He removed his hand and stepped away.

The flight attendants continued to stop by every few hours offering meals. My stopwatch continued to tick up and is now telling me that I’ve been on this plane for more than thirty hours.

I’ve explored all of coach and tried talking to some of the other passengers, but they’ve all told me that they’re expecting to land in an hour or so.

Around three hours ago I tried getting into first class. I made it past the curtain but was escorted back by two grinning flight attendants. Their grip on my arms were like iron.

Sir, the seatbelt sign is on,” one said. “Please remain in your seat with your buckle fastened. We’ll be landing in about an hour.”

I’d just about given up hope when a woman came down the aisle dressed in a business suit. She didn’t look at me or slow down, but she dropped a piece of paper onto my tray as she made her way to the bathrooms at the back of the plane.

I shot a look around before unrolling it.

It said, “Are you stuck too?”
I pulled out a pen and wrote “Yes. It’s been thirty hours.”

I folded the scrap of paper up and set it on the tray closest to the aisle. She left the bathroom and picked it up as she passed. It’s been twenty minutes since then. I don’t know why, but I don’t think the flight attendants would like it if they knew we were talking. It doesn’t matter. I have to do something. I’ll update you all with whatever happens next.




The 3rd Story
I See Everything
I was with my little brother home alone when we suddenly heard a creepy voice from the other room saying "Panda!_Panda! Come here. I want to talk to you." We didn't know who or what it was and immediately ran upstairs. While we were running to our room, we heard someone nearby say "Do you boys think you can run from me? I see everything!" At this point we were terrified, locking the door to our room, grabbing our mini baseball bats and crying. We were certain we were going to be killed or eaten by some monster. Then, it happened, a loud bang came from the closet and the monster sprang out. We both screamed, my brother fell, and I threw the bat at... my dad wearing an IT clown mask and laughing hysterically. Turns out he was behind the whole thing. First, he had put all the cordless phones in the house on speaker and said he was leaving to run some errands. Then, he proceeded sneak back into the house, hide in our closet, and scare us.




The 4th Story

What happened at a crosswalk    (the story I heard from someone)



I was at a crosswalk waiting for green light. It was a brutally hot Summer afternoon in Tokyo. There was one tall woman who caught my eyes on the other side of the crosswalk. She had long, pitch black hair with blunt bangs, and was wearing a black-colored long sleeve dress. Although I couldn’t tell or clearly see her eyes, nose, and mouth due to distance, her pale white face made a creepy contrast to her solid black dress.

As soon as the light turned green, everyone on both sides started to cross the crosswalk. Since she stood out in the crowd in every way, I wasn’t able to look the other way while crossing the road. Only a couple more steps were between me and the weird looking woman. Five, four, three, two, ….and one! Holy crap! Oh, no…..The woman in a long black dress had a shiny white face but no eyes and nose. Only the vague lips on her face were whispering to me as we pass each other “You see me?”

Every pedestrian had already crossed the road, and the traffic light was turning red. I wasn’t able to move but stand in the middle of the road. When I was startled by honking cars and looked back, the woman was nowhere to be seen.


(*Picture source: https://urbanlegendsonline.com/the-curse-of-the-faceless-woman/ )

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

How to Say 'No' or Express your 'dislikes'?


Are you the type of person who can say “No” or express your “dislikes” when asked to do something you don’t like? Let’s learn about various ways to express that you don’t like it.


   
   1.   Would you like some ice cream? ………. I’ll pass.

   2.   How about signing up for a flying yoga class?.........Sorry, but I’m not interested.


   3.   Will you take part in the local road race coming Fall?..........Nope, I’m not a big fan of running.


   4.   Are you going to subscribe to their cooking channel? …….. I don’t think so. Cooking is not my cup of tea.


   5.  How about wearing this dress to the party? …………… Are you serious? That’s not for me.

   6.   Why don’t we go see a movie in that Drive-In Theatre? ……….. Sorry, but I’m not fond of seeing a movie.

   7.   Let’s watch the president’s official briefing about the current pandemic situation in this country. …..I’ve had enough of his crazy remarks and reckless ideas.

   8.   Are you going to the rock concert next year?.........Nahh…  I’m not crazy about their music anymore.

   9.   Want to meet a guy? Ted is a good friend of mine, and I’d like to set you up with him.  …No thanks. I don’t quite appreciate it at the moment.

   10.               Do you like hip hop music? …………No, hip hop tunes or raps are not very me. / or I’m not into hip hop music.

   11.               Care for some more appetizers? …………No, I’m good.

   12.               Would you tell him to stop calling me names? ……..Hmm.. sorry, but I hate to meddle with your others’ business.

   13.               Do you have plans for coming New Year’s eve? Otherwise, come join my party.  …..Oh, party doesn’t sound quite appealing to me. I’d rather stay home. Thanks for asking though.

Monday, July 13, 2020

Expressions for Nail Shop Visits


Are you interested in creating artwork on your plain fingernails? Time to jazz up your boring nails? I believe that most of you love neat, tidy, and sometimes wild or colorful set of fingernails. Quite a lot of ESL students might want to learn about nail shop expressions/ terms in English to get their beautiful ideas about nail artwork across. Let us explore and nail the expressions to be used in nail shops. 😊 



1.   What is the official name for a nail expert who will take care of your fingernails/ toenails at nail salons? …………… manicurist/ pedicurist/nail technicians or nail art designers



   
   2.   What do you say at a nail salon (or book an appointment) if your fingernails or toenails need some attention? ………..

“I’d like to get my nails done.” or “I’d like to get my toenails done./ I’d like spa manicure/pedicure/ feet massage.”

“I’d like to get my nails cut short.”

“I’d just like get nail polish. Do you have sample colors?”

“Can I get a full set of ombré nails?/ French tip acrylic nails?/ gel nails?”  *Most ombré nails start out vertically (fading from the tips to cuticles

When is your earliest availability?”/ “Are you available at the moment?/ Can I walk in now?”

“Could I possibly put off my appointment until coming Saturday?” or “Can I move my appointment to next Tuesday?”

“I need a refill on my French nails. It’s already been three weeks.”

“I happened to nick/ break one of the tips. Could you fix it?”



   3.   If you want to remove the existing artificial nails (created by acrylic powder), you can say……”I need to soak-off my gel manicure. / shellac manicure/ acrylic manicure.”


   
   4.   If you are asked to choose a specific nail shape, you can say “I’d like the tips to be straight square/ squoval (=squared oval)/ rounded / oval /  almond /  coffin-shaped or ballerina /  stiletto/ lipstick-shaped.

   


   5.   Nail art techniques ……… Painting nails with a brush/ Sponging nails to get gradient type of styles or colors/ Stamping nails/ Airbrushing nails

   

   6.   When checking out and leave, you are supposed to ask “How much do I owe you?” / “So all together, how much does all that cost or add up to?” ( in case you got several different services)


   
   7.   Tipping etiquette: Offering gratuity is common at a beauty parlor or a nail salon in the US. Customers normally pay 15% (of the amount) of the service they got. If the service was great, you can pay 20% (of the amount) or more as gratuity. If you offer your tip in cash, you might say “This is for your great service. Thank you.”



Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Word Puzzle from NPR


Challenge yourself with this last weekend word puzzle from NPR, created by Will Shortz! 😊 (This show is just a click away! https://www.npr.org/2020/07/05/887263368/sunday-puzzle-try-t-h-is)

Every answer today is a word or phrase in which the only consonants are H and T — repeated as often as necessary. All the other letters are vowels.

Example: Eighth letter of the Greek alphabet --> THETA


1. Canine or molar

2. Give a share of one's income to the church

3. Lake straddling the California/Nevada border

4. Country sharing a border with the Dominican Republic

5. Island paradise in the South Pacific

6. Giggle sound

7. Tract of land with low-growing shrubs

8. Kind of yoga

9. Really good-looking person, in slang

10. Part of a drum kit with two cymbals and a pedal

11. If you can't stand this, you should get out of the kitchen, in a saying

12. Inhabitant of ancient Syria

13. Four-word palindrome for what an owl might say to describe a scorching summer day




Answer Keys
   
   
   1.  tooth
   2.  tithe
   3.  Tahoe
   4.  Haiti
   5.  Tahiti
   6.  teehee
   7.  heath
   8.  Hatha
   9.  Hahi
   10.              hi-hat
   11.              heat
   12.              Hittite
   13.              Too hot, hoot, hoot

Wednesday, July 1, 2020


Dr. Jedidiah’s Diary

Dr. Jedidiah is a psychiatrist who loves traveling, meeting new people, and exploring different cultures. As a single father who lost his wife to drug overdose 10 years ago, he has not been his old perky self for the last decade. During those hard years, he has met hundreds of, thousands of people from various walks of life around all over the world. Meeting new people and listening to their stories outside his office have given him different feelings from the ones through the formal encounter groups or support groups for therapy. These people he has accidentally come across were the paths through which Dr. Jedidiah could look back on his own life, being truly honest with himself. Here is Dr. Jedidiah’s monologue that has left him with some food for thoughts in life….or a fodder to justify his own mistakes in the past.





Episode #40. Garden of Aprons 


For several years in my life, I had been deeply into cooking. My hours outside the office - where I met my patients for counseling sessions – were filled with practicing a variety of dish that I learned from the culinary class “Garden for Aprons”. Ms. Dolores was a kind and thoughtful instructor there who had always shown students smiley face should be the go-to ingredient that we all need for the class to begin with. Her signature apron is a solid navy blue on which a small white plumage was printed. For the three years that I had been learning how to cook from Ms. Dolores, she had always looked neat, fresh, and unchanged, wearing the same old apron. Since the first time I saw her in class, I knew that I’d become totally enamored with this lady as well as her one-of-a-kind recipes that nobody would trade for the world. ‘What if she’s not interested in me or even already taken?’ I kept asking myself over and over. Then I was like ‘Welp, so be it.’ But I could not get her out of my mind. 





I had been left alone for a quite a while since Demi took her own life and had to find something I could hold on to or someone that would cheerfully get me distracted or pumped up. Some shrink that I met at an international psychiatry symposium sensed my depression and tried to take me to some kind of a secret bunga bunga party held at a media tycoon’s mansion. As a proud psychiatrist, the doc thought he could do no wrong if he brought a lonely soul like me to such a flashy party full of women, wine, and the possibilities to connect with some bigwigs. I could tell he wasn’t a qualified shrink who could reach inside someone’s darkness and cautiously unlatch the gate of his frozen heart. I was in search of something healthy that I could willingly indulge in to walk away from my gloomy life. It was definitely not such kind of immoral party that would pull me from the deep mire. The night before I left Milan after the symposium, I went out to a small corner restaurant for dinner. Smothered escarole, crispy and sweet zucchini roll-ups, spaghetti with asparagus frittata….and crostata with poached apricots and pine nuts for dessert. Mmmmm…. The aroma, the taste, and the peaceful dim light inside of the hole-in-the-wall place created a perfect harmony to ease the fatigue and painful heart of this loner from America. Then came a sweet voice with a thick Italian accent near this seat of a lonely man deeply fascinated with the meal. “Are you enjoying my food, sir?” She was the chef of that small restaurant named ‘giardino di grembiuli’ (meaning Garden of Aprons in English). She was planning to wrap up her business as a restaurant owner and come to the US to teach Italian cuisine. I was more than happy to hear about her plans that night and felt like my darkest days of lassitude would soon be gone. Her tidy navy apron with a beautiful white plumage print caught my eyes. 





On the final day of Ms. Dolores’ cooking class here in the States, I finally got up the nerve to ask her out. She gave me her smile and said “You wonder what this white plumage printed on my apron, right? …… My late husband used the white plumage as a bookmark given by his dad. He passed a couple of years ago, and the plumage he used has been kept in my cherish box. Also as a print on my apron.” She did not say no when I asked her out, but the words about her apron told me so. That was the last day when I saw her beautiful smile, which is still the most important ingredient to bring to my kitchen. I made some chicken soup full of her smile and mine that night.





Expressions

  
   1.  plumage: bird’s feathers (can be used both as singular and plural noun)




   2.   So be it.: used to say that one is resigned to the fact that one can do nothing to change somethingIf they insist on going, so be it.



   3.  to get pumped up: to be filled with enthusiasm and excitement




   4.   a bunga bunga party: the international press to refer to former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's sex parties, which caused a major political scandal in Italy.





   5.   can do no wrong: used for saying that someone is considered by other people to be perfect, although you may not agree with this opinion. His parents think he can do no wrong.



   6.   bigwigs: an important person, especially in a particular sphere



  
   7.   lassitude: a state of physical or mental weariness; lack of energy


(Picture source: https://www.dreamstime.com/illustration/alone-dinner.html)

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