Do you enjoy some silly, Dad jokes? Or you never laugh be cause you don’t easily get the punchlines that go over your head or the jokester happens to butcher a corny joke in English? Hope you get the hidden meanings of idioms used in the jokes and enjoy them for your relaxing weekend. “Why was the math book sad? Because it has too many problems.” “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.” “Why was the calendar nervous? Because their days are numbered.” “Why do cows wear bells? Because they horns don’t work.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.” “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crum(b)y.” “What did the grape say when someone stepped on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine (whine).” “What do you call a bear with no teeth? ...
What is the right color to describe yourself or what is your favorite color? Today, we would like to work on some color idioms. Fill in the following blanks with the right color for the given sentences to make sense. 1. My b_________ flag (meaning ‘odd but not boring behavior’ which is not super positive or negative; unique and unfiltered personality quirks that are just "there") is that I always wear a blue tank on my road race days and red on my midterms or the finals. 2. Ralph was a b__________ sheep in his family. (meaning ‘a member of a group who is different from the rest in a negative way’) 3. Seeing Marty at the party was a bolt from the b________ ! (meaning ‘completely unexpected and surprising’) He had never attended an office party before. 4. Joseph has been br_______-nosing his manager to survive the second wave of layoff. (meaning ‘to act in an excessively submissive way to ga...